Allan Morrison 
Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus! 
Scots Grandchildren on their Grannies

A unique collection of sayings which reveal the true relationship between Scottish grandchildren and their Grannies. From the affectionate to the plain daft, this compilation by bestselling author Allan Morrison is sure to tickle the funny bones of Scots of all ages at home and abroad. Granny trying to get wee Susan, aged five, to improve her counting: "And what comes after six, dear?" "The Scottish news, granny!"