Andy Borowitz 
Who Moved My Soap? 
The CEO’s Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

Attention, CEOs:Finally, a book you don’t have to cook!If you’re a CEO who’s just been caught, this is the book you won’t want to be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including: How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary Prison cell feng shui How to avoid getting back-stabbed — literally The Zagat guide to fine prison dining