Dragons are the keepers of consciousness. They removed themselves from human consciousness roughly 5000 years ago, when people stopped looking to the sky and began looking to the Earth for answers to the fundamental questions. Dragons have maintained a presence in every culture on every continent, through legends, statues and effigies. When the People’s Business Party start tearing down dragon symbols and replacing them with their logos, the dragons have no choice. Without their ubiquitous presence, humanity will drift even further from reality until eventually they are only conscious of themselves. To protect the future, the keepers of consciousness cannot allow this to happen.
Table of Content
Contents
In the beginning. ………………………………………………………………… 9
A rude arrival…………………………………………………………………….. 18
The Council of the Elders of Lica. ………………………………………… 23
Hand consciousness …………………………………………………………… 30
Mission Improbable. ………………………………………………………….. 37
The view from a pig’s brain. ……………………………………………….. 44
All you need is soap! ………………………………………………………….. 52
A big myth-take. ………………………………………………………………… 59
Gwunthnurtle. …………………………………………………………………… 67
Business as usual. ………………………………………………………………. 77
Into the fire. ………………………………………………………………………. 84
An ancient rivalry. ……………………………………………………………… 93
Margaret. ………………………………………………………………………… 106
Things get kinky. ……………………………………………………………… 115
Crocodile Humvee. …………………………………………………………… 123
Petraquotl Gwunthnurtle. ………………………………………………… 129
The Map. …………………………………………………………………………. 138
The beating heart of human consciousness. ………………………. 148
Oh, Shit!!! ………………………………………………………………………… 159
Another, slightly less silly chapter. ……………………………………. 167
Presidential Prerogative. ………………………………………………….. 174 7
War! ……………………………………………………………………………….. 185
Armed and very dangerous. ……………………………………………… 195
Unaccustomed authority. …………………………………………………. 202
The Krushan contraption. ………………………………………………… 211
A Trail of betrayal. …………………………………………………………… 217
The Margaret and Boris show. ………………………………………….. 226
Gatecrashing the world’s worst party. ………………………………. 235
Plan B. …………………………………………………………………………….. 245
A really big bang. ……………………………………………………………… 251
About the author
Born in Te Kopuru on the northern Wairoa of New Zealand. He wrote his first song, FOOD MONEY and GIRLS, at age seven.He was expelled from Mount Albert Grammar School Auckland, in 1974 for having sex with his girlfriend while on class detention. It was the proudest moment of his life.
Ian Purdie studied law at Otago University before deciding that practising law was immoral.
After a string of bands, including Wasted Daze, he moved to Australia, busking in Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide and Perth.
He came to international attention with his song French Letter, about French nuclear testing in the Pacific.
Albums include, Greetings Earthlings, Lunarverse and Managony.
His books include, The Imnothero Principle, Splatterpuss, The Book of Nasty and Pyramid Asia.
More ebooks from the same author(s) / Editor
5,846 Ebooks in this category
