Rachael Mantle 
How Not to Get Married 
A Rather Fine Bridezilla

The top seven things I wanted to do with my life…
1. Meet The One
2. Convince The One that Im not a mentalist
3. Get him to propose before he finally figures it out
4. Have best wedding EVER
5. Live happily ever after on post-wedding high
6. Have attractive female child who I can regale with tales of mummys big day
7. Re-evaluate my priorities
What human people are saying about this book…
This is a SPLENDID book and made me laugh so much I leaked. Feel free to use that quote on the cover, Rach My Editor
I had a lovely day out Grandma
What do you MEAN you didnt enjoy your wedding? Mum
Who are you and why do you keep talking to me? Mother at school gate
I did not enjoy this book Sister
What do you MEAN you didnt enjoy our wedding? Husband
If Id written a book it would have been much better Anon

About the author

Although Rachael Mantle now lives with her family in a Cotswolds market town she was born in a forest. So basically, she’s part squirrel, part fairy – which goes some way to explain why she’s not quite like other people. That said, she really has to start taking responsibility for herself, get over the whole diamonds/Eggs Benedict obsessions and at some point at least ATTEMPT to move on from her feral mental state to one more appropriate for a grown woman. If not for her, for the same of her poor husband…