Simon James Green 
Noah Could Never 

Noah »s back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It »s no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing – including sexy Pierre Victoire , who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah »s paired up with a girl … who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that »s not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can »t tell if it »s because

• his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran »s fake diamonds;


• because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia;


• or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah »s house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.