Simon James Green 
Noah Could Never 

Noah”s back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It”s no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing – including sexy Pierre Victoire , who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah”s paired up with a girl … who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that”s not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can”t tell if it”s because

• his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran”s fake diamonds;


• because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia;


• or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah”s house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.