Earl Humphrey 
You Don’t Know Anything About a Woman Until There Are Mice 
Wisdom and Advice Gone Awry

This is the book of wisdom and advice for people who: Are looking for a book to give as a host or hostess gift to someone they dont really like Are tired of hearing convention wisdom over and over again Are looking for a mental high without having to take drugs or drink heavily Are not looking for wisdom, but ARE looking to laugh and/or stay awake at night thinking about what they have just read

عن المؤلف

Earl Humphrey does his writing from of a home office that is built on a bluff and where he writes on the same principal. Throughout his personal and professional life, Earl was constantly the recipient of conventional wisdom and advice from the ever-present “They” (as in ‘You know what They say…’), whether he asked for it or not. He patiently took in all this wisdom until he had had enough and decided to strike back at “They” and give “They” some wisdom of his own. “They” should be very worried. Earl is a Social Media and Saa S Marketing/Sales Ronin at 221 Digital LLC. While living in LA, he was the Executive Producer and CMO of the award-winning Blue Beetle children’s educational videos. He has studied, performed and written improv/sketch comedy with groups at the Comedy Workshop in Houston and Improv Boston in Boston. Earl takes great pride in inflicting the world with the type of twisted wisdom that people cannot get out of their heads and then makes them laugh at inappropriate times. Earl lives with his wife Mary on a small farm near Delavan, Wisconsin. He is frequently seen on his antique Ford 9N Tractor plowing fields for no apparent reason.