Geoff Tibballs 
Two Nuns In A Bath 

A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5, 000 jokes, gags and one-liners – indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs. Two nuns are sitting in a bath.One says "Where’s the soap?""The other replies "It does rather doesn’t it?"A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions, " the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks. "Yes, " the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"