John Kendrick Bangs 
Mollie and the Unwiseman Abroad 

Excerpt: ""Mollie and the Unwiseman Abroad" …The second, well he was a rubber-doll, who talked through a whistling hat. His speech ran over with folderol, but his jokes they were never at. He squeaked and creaked with his heart care-free, such things as this tale will tell, but whether asleep or at work was he The little maid loved him well…."