John Kendrick Bangs 
The inventions of the idiot 

I. THE CULINARY GUILD
II. A SUGGESTION FOR THE CABLE-CARS
III. THE TRANSATLANTIC TROLLEY COMPANY
IV. THE INCORPORATION OF THE IDIOT
V. UNIVERSITY EXTENSION
VI. SOCIAL EXPANSION
VII. A BEGGAR’S HAND-BOOK
VIII. PROGRESSIVE WAFFLES
IX. A CLEARING-HOUSE FOR POETS
X. SOME ELECTRICAL SUGGESTIONS
XI. CONCERNING CHILDREN
XII. DREAMALINE