Bathroom Readers‘ Institute 
Uncle John’s Facts to Go Mouthing Off 

Theres never been a better quote book for only three bucks. Uncle John In the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readers Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the worlds most memorable quotations. In this e-book, youll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, youll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights: Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments What Mark Twain didnt say Hollywoods all-time weirdest acceptance speeches Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts Ancient quotes that still resonate today Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newmans observation: It is useless to put on your brakes when youre upside down. And much, much more!