Bathroom Readers‘ Institute 
Uncle John’s The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! 

Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute.What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as The Tell-tale Heart with Uncle Johns trademark sense of humor? You get The Tell-tale Fart (Pee-uw!). And thats just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror youll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. Youll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, historys terrible tyrants, and the worlds deadliest weather. Uncle Johns scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnensteins Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and its For Kids Only. ENTER IF YOU DARE! Youll find terrifying tales, including – Revenge of the Meatloaf- The Legend of Peepee Hollow- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day- The Haunted Outhouse Frightening facts about – The Curse of Amen-Ra- The Attack of the Cow Lady- Decay-causing Tooth Worms- The FBIs Body Farm Horrifying things to do like – Make a Bouncing Eyeball- Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions- Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat- Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)