Donald Rump 
Marriage Stinks 

Mackelroy Puggsley thought he’d heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it’s one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart?

‚Well I’m not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license, ‚ Bilby insists.

‚Is that so?‘ Mackelroy cracks his knuckles.

Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3, 600 words in length.