Joel Morris is the co-writer of The Framley Examiner and the best-selling Bollocks to Alton Towers. Along with Jason Hazeley, he has written for a frankly stupid number of radio and TV comedy shows including Charlie Brooker“s Screenwipe. He divides his time between London and the pub.
39 Ebooks von Jason Hazeley
Robin Halstead & Jason Hazeley: Bollocks to Alton Towers
The British Lawnmower Museum, Keith Harding’s World of Mechanical Music and Mad Jack’s Sugar Loaf. In a world of theme parks, interactive exhibits, over-priced merchandise and queues, don’t worry, …
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Robin Halstead & Jason Hazeley: More Bollocks to Alton Towers
Leave the hordes behind, pack some sandwiches and head off for a grand day out. Whether it’s the National Fruit Collection or the pub where time stood still, Britain is stuffed full of surprising and …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How It Works: The Mum
The PERFECT GIFT for Mum would be to let her take the day off while you do everything for her. Why not get her this book instead? —————- This is mum. A mum has two very important jobs to do …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Dad
The PERFECT GIFT for that superhero, saint, figure of worship or, if none of those apply your plain dear old dad. ‚Shawn has set up his own firework display in the garden."Those big displays are …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Student
The PERFECT GIFT for the ones who are yet to know the meaning of the words ‚hard work‘ . . . in other words the back-to-schoolers and the university goers.__________________________________This is a …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Grandparent
The PERFECT GIFT for that special grandparent you know so well and love with all your heart but whom you haven“t got a clue what to get her for a present. Not a bloody clue. ________________________ …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Cat
THE PERFECT GIFT for those who value elegance, affection, cold hearted killing and expensive, clawed to death furniture. __________________________________’A pet can be great fun.Cats are warm and …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Dog
THE PERFECT GIFT for people who value friendship, uncompromising love, dribble, chewed up furniture and miles and miles of walking to go to the toilet.__________________________________’The dog is …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: The Ladybird Book of the Meeting
Learn all about the different kinds of meetings – brainstorms, catch-ups, face-to-face, virtual, unattended – and how to avoid them completely . . . “People at work spend a lot of the day in meeting …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of Red Tape
These days there are rules for everything and terrible consequences for disobeying them. Find out how easy it is tie yourself in knots with Red Tape . . .’Your call is important to us, ‚ says the …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the People Next Door
Stuck at home? Annoyed by your neighbours? Then let this helpful guide tell you all about The People Next Door . . .’Logan is reporting his next-door neighbour to the police again. This time, it’s …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: The Ladybird Book of the Sickie
The perfect companion for those extremely hardworking colleagues, who like to pull sickies . . . “Lawrence and Ben are enjoying a bout of imaginary food poisoning. Food poisoning is always good beca …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the Zombie Apocalypse
Discover what the end of the world really looks like . . .’Lara has constructed her own home-made flame-thrower.The flame-thrower has turned the walking corpses into burning walking corpses. Now …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of The Do-Gooder
THE PERFECT GIFT for the Do-Gooder in your life. (Don’t you just hate them?)_________________________________________________The do-gooder does all sorts of crazy things. It can be something as easy …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the Hangover
THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes a glass of red. And a double gin. And a vodka shot. And a flaming tequila. And a candy floss caipirinha . . . and a small Bahama Mama. …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of Mindfulness
Too little or too much company can be stressful. By discovering all about Mindfulness, you can get away from it all by hiding out in the comfort of your own head . . . ‚Valentine became a Buddhist …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the Mid-Life Crisis
THE PERFECT GIFT for people who ride their Harleys to work while wearing guyliner and winklepickers, even in freezing temperatures.__________________________________Jason’s mid-life crisis started …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Wife
The PERFECT GIFT for your long-suffering wife or prospective bride. Or, for any fool of a husband or seriously deluded groom-to-be who hasn’t yet understood what he’s signed up …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of Dating
THE PERFECT GIFT for the lonely, the deluded and the desperate.__________________________________It is Barney and Leigh’s wedding day. They have certainly come a long way from their first date. They …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the Shed
The perfect guide for those spending a little too much time in the shed . . . Using your shed as an office is called shedworking. Bunny works from his shed. He is a freelance cow-whisperer. At least, …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the Hipster
The Ladybird book of the Hipster is your guide to the terminally cool._________________________________________________This is a hipster.He is childless, unaccountably wealthy, and always well turned …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Husband
The handy guide to the HUSBAND makes the PERFECT GIFT for any long-suffering wife or prospective bride to give to their beloved husband.____________________’The wife likes to read romantic fiction. …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of Boxing Day
THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who spends Christmas Day counting the minutes until the Boxing Day sales start.__________________________________’There are two important days at Christmas.There is …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Baby (Ladybird for Grown-Ups)
THE PERFECT GIFT for those deluded fools who are expecting a little miracle . . . Allyce is taking Rainbeau to a local mother-and-baby group. It takes her forty five minutes to pack the bag with the …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of The Nerd
THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who not only loves watching their favourite TV series over and over, but also enjoys reading online forums about their favourite TV series over and …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: People at Work: The Rock Star
THE PERFECT GIFT for the music lover.__________________________________’This is the rock star. His name is Bob Dylan.Bob is rehearsing with his band. It takes a long time.First the band have to learn …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of the Ex
The PERFECT GIFT for anyone who has ever broken up with someone or ever been broken up with, or is about to take a trip to Break-up City, population you. ‚Ah well, ‚ thinks Martin. ‚At least she left …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of The Big Night Out
THE PERFECT GIFT for the party animal . . . or at the very least, for that person you know who doesn’t know when it’s time to go home. ______________________Every so often, it is nice to have a big …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of The Quiet Night In
Got some time on your hands? Then why not make yourself a cup of tea, grab a biscuit and settle down in your favourite armchair to read this unputdownable guide to The Quiet Night In . . .Marianne …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Brother
THE PERFECT STOCKING FILLER for anyone that has ever had a brother, is a brother or has ever thought about murdering one.Aisling has a butterfly book.Ryan has a book about fish.Ryan has decided this …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: How it Works: The Sister
The PERFECT STOCKING FILLER for anyone who has been having the same argument since 2001 or who no longer has ANY of their own clothes left, i.e. someone who is, or has ever been a sister. “This is a …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of Balls
THE PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT for those obsessed with the World Cup.__________________________________’If Ben were only happy when his favourite team did well, he would not be happy very …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: A Ladybird First Grown-Up Picture Book
THE PERFECT GIFT for all of the “GROWN-UPS“ still wondering what life is all about. Talking about the farmer“s market: How much are these carrots? What, per kilogram? Each? Really? What does “her …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Ladybird Book of The New You
The essential guide for those looking to reinvent themselves starting next week, next month or next year . . .Stella spent 190 on make-up designed to achieve that ’no make-up ‚ look.She had a promo …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: The Wonderful World of Ladybird Books for Grown-Ups
“After the success of their ingenious idea of matching pictures from Ladybird“s archive with prose that mocks the mores of modern life, they are bowing out with a bang with this compendium“ – Sund …
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Jason Hazeley & Joel Morris: Story of Brexit
As Brexit reaches its final stretch, find a way to laugh through the pain and or celebrate the end with Ladybird’s hilarious and essential guide, The Story of Brexit. ‚Hilarious‘ …
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Jason Hazeley & Nico Tatarowicz: What Not to Say to Your Wife
‚These tongue-in-cheek books [will] have you chuckling over your Christmas dinner‘ – Prima THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO IS, MIRACULOUSLY, STILL IN A RELATIONSHIP Be prepared and know exactly what …
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Jason Hazeley & Nico Tatarowicz: What Not to Say to Your Husband
‚These tongue-in-cheek books [will] have you chuckling over your Christmas dinner‘ – Prima THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO IS, MIRACULOUSLY, STILL IN A RELATIONSHIP Be prepared and know exactly what …
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Jason Hazeley & Nico Tatarowicz: Instructions for the British People During The Emergency
‚Funny, despite bloody everything‘ – Charlie Brooker An indispensable handbook to see the nation through lockdown, breakdown and meltdown. As Britain enters a period of tremendous upheaval, your …
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