Jonathan Kebbe 
Spoofer Rooney 

They“ve put a price on Hopper“s head,
A million quid I heard it said…
Hopper Rooney“s famous for his outrageously unreal stories. So it“s no surprise that no-one believes him when he tells them that someone is living in his da“s garden shed!
Da“s in hospital, the weight walking off him, his head filled with worry about his garage business, and Hooper is sure that the last thing he needs to know is that a mysterious African has moved in with their lawn-mower.
Can Spoofer prove he“s not the eejit everyone reckons he is? That this time, he“s telling the truth?
Bring him in alive or dead,
And never let a tear be shed.