Oscar Wilde 
A Woman of No Importance 

Mrs. Allonby. What a comfort it is to have got rid of the men for a little!Lady Stutfield. Yes; men persecute us dreadfully, don’t they?Mrs. Allonby. Persecute us? I wish they did.Lady Hunstanton. My dear!Mrs. Allonby. The annoying thing is that the wretches can be perfectly happy without us. That is why I think it is every woman’s duty never to leave them alone for a single moment, except during this short breathing space after dinner; without which I believe we poor women would be absolutely worn to shadows.[Enter Servants with coffee.]Lady Hunstanton. Worn to shadows, dear?Mrs. Allonby. Yes, Lady Hunstanton. It is such a strain keeping men up to the mark. They are always trying to escape from us.Lady Stutfield. It seems to me that it is we who are always trying to escape from them. Men are so very, very heartless. They know their power and use it.Lady Caroline. [Takes coffee from Servant.] What stuff and nonsense all this about men is! The thing to do is to keep men in their proper place.Mrs. Allonby. But what is their proper place, Lady Caroline?Lady Caroline. Looking after their wives, Mrs. Allonby.