Roald Dahl 
Bitch (A Roald Dahl Short Story) 

Bitch is a short, sharp, saucy story from Roald Dahl, the master of the shocking tale.
In Bitch, Roald Dahl, one of the world“s favourite authors, tells a funny, fruity story about one of his favourite characters, adventurer and seducer Oswald Hendryks Cornelius. Here, Uncle Oswald gets involved with an aphrodisiac that drives men wild with passion . . .
Bitch is taken from the short story collection Switch Bitch, which includes three other black comedies which capture the ins and outs, highs and lows of sex (including another Uncle Oswald story, The Visitor).
“One of the most widely read and influential writers of our generation.“ (The Times )

This story is also available as a Penguin digital audio download read by Derek Jacobi and Richard E. Grant.
Roald Dahl, the brilliant and worldwide acclaimed author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, and many more classics for children, also wrote scores of short stories for adults. These delightfully disturbing tales have often been filmed and were most recently the inspiration for the West End play, Roald Dahl“s Twisted Tales by Jeremy Dyson. Roald Dahl“s stories continue to make readers shiver today.