Hank Roll 
The Bad Driver’s Handbook 
A Guide to Being Bad

The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS
10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill.

9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids.

8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars.

7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs.

6 Their WANTED posters are autographed.

5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic.

4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers.

3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel.

2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper.

1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking
while driving.

About the author

Hank Roll is currently spending all his time assembling the BDH when he isn’t hiding in the trunk of his Jimmy. His MEd from Pitt turned out to be as useless as living in Bellevue and publishing a Hi Q tasteless monthly humor zine aptly called the ATROCITY for 30 years. He has piloted planes, trucks, cycles, cars and Big Wheels and it has warped and distorted the mental slush in his head until he is scared to go on the road without his Bodiddley tapes and St Diablo bobblehead.