Harry Morris 
Ah Cannae Tell a Lie! 
Harry the Polis

The adventures of Harry the Polis – the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories – continue with this hilarious new collection. Join Harry on his new adventures as he tackles speeding motorists, visits the Blackhills of Glesca, calls time on some barking dogs, gets some Devine intervention and meets some gorgeous girls as he falls victim to the Braehead Scam. With twenty-nine years in the Strathclyde Polis under his belt, there are tales, laughs and adventures aplenty as Harry the Polis is back on the beat once more. And it’s all true . . . honest! ‘His books are a laugh on every page’ Bob Shields, Daily Record

About the author

Harry Morris served for twenty-nine years in various posts throughout Strathclyde Police. He first began writing down the funny stories that surrounded him as a way to brighten up the internal newsletter, but making people laugh soon became Harry the Polis’s real passion.