'A stimulating read' – The Auchernach Free Post & Advertiser
'Deeply disturbing' – Auchintoul Gazette
'An accursed, dorty, reeky, drochlin, houremongerin, shaan abomination of a book' – Cluanie Thunderer
'Ban this book' – Inchgrundle Times
'Ceased trading' – Ardteatle News
'Manky, mawkit and downright clarty. My wife loved it! ' – Editor, The Dunfankle Free Press
Birds do it.
Bees do it.
Scots – um . . .
Well do they?
All is revealed (well, not quite all – this is Scotland) in The Cannae Sutra, a ground-breaking exposé of the nation's best-kept secrets. Sex, it seems, is not what coal is delivered in in Morningside. The nation's best-kept bedroom secrets are laid bare in this full frontal, no-holds barred (but by no means serious) peek at what is under the kilt, on every Scotsman's mind and can be induced by too much Irn Bru and porridge. Just make sure you know your houtie-croutie from you elbuck before embarking upon a bout of houghmagandy.
The book contains previously unpublished historical material along with helpful advice on ticklish subjects. Topics covered include: techniques, positions, rubberwear, bondage, group sex, sheep love, Scottish porn, secrets of the sporran, FAQs of Life, shortbread fingers, Gaelic symbols, cybersex, curling and socks.
'Deeply disturbing' – Auchintoul Gazette
'An accursed, dorty, reeky, drochlin, houremongerin, shaan abomination of a book' – Cluanie Thunderer
'Ban this book' – Inchgrundle Times
'Ceased trading' – Ardteatle News
'Manky, mawkit and downright clarty. My wife loved it! ' – Editor, The Dunfankle Free Press
Birds do it.
Bees do it.
Scots – um . . .
Well do they?
All is revealed (well, not quite all – this is Scotland) in The Cannae Sutra, a ground-breaking exposé of the nation's best-kept secrets. Sex, it seems, is not what coal is delivered in in Morningside. The nation's best-kept bedroom secrets are laid bare in this full frontal, no-holds barred (but by no means serious) peek at what is under the kilt, on every Scotsman's mind and can be induced by too much Irn Bru and porridge. Just make sure you know your houtie-croutie from you elbuck before embarking upon a bout of houghmagandy.
The book contains previously unpublished historical material along with helpful advice on ticklish subjects. Topics covered include: techniques, positions, rubberwear, bondage, group sex, sheep love, Scottish porn, secrets of the sporran, FAQs of Life, shortbread fingers, Gaelic symbols, cybersex, curling and socks.
€5.99
About the author
Rupert Besley has worked for 25 years as a freelance cartoonist illustrating books and drawing postcards of people not enjoying their holidays. His work has appeared in a variety of publications, including Punch, Private Eye, The Oldie, and Country Life. He has written and illustrated a number of books of his own, including the bestselling Scotland for Beginners.
Language English ● Format EPUB ● Pages 128 ● ISBN 9780857909558 ● File size 50.9 MB ● Publisher Birlinn ● City London ● Country GB ● Published 2017 ● Downloadable 24 months ● Currency EUR ● ID 5209642 ● Copy protection Social DRM
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