L.O.L. James 
Fifty Spades of Grey 
Erotica for classy blokes

Christina is trying to turn Dave’s attention away from the garden bed and towards her bed. Dave, oblivious as usual just thinks he’s found a woman as fascinated as he is by roots, spadework, and the need to tidy up one’s bush in time for summer.




Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey.



When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a ‘bit of rough’. The unworldly, innocent Dave – like almost every man before him – has no idea what’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.