Matthew Inman & The Oatmeal 
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You 

If your cat is kneading you, thats not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isnt a gift. Its a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as Cat vs. Internet, How to Pet a Kitty, and The Bobcats, plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A bonus pullout poster is included at the back of the book.