Thorne Smith 
The Night Life of the Gods 

One of Thorne Smith's better outings. When a scientist pairs up with a witch with the ability to bring statues to life, chaos ensues. The two decide it would be a good idea to bring the statues of the gods at the Metropolitan Museum to life. But the gods, it turns out, are too human by half — they immediately start to cavort, bicker, drink, and carry on in a spree of epic proportions.