Kumar Khanhaiya Kumar 
Parody: Bihar to Tihar: My Political Journey 

I am Khanhaiya Kumar, native of Bitihar. I am doing Ph D on a very important subject "Mating habits of gay chimpanzees in West Africa" at PANU University, the best University in India and possibly the best University in the world. My idols are "Faizal Guru", "Janab Kasab Sahib", "Focus Carat", "Baba Badkar", "Zakir Nalayak", "Gharkha Dutt", "Dr. Kana Ayyub" and all Ph D students who had committed suicide since they failed to solve their Ph D problems. I personally feel that, all deprived Indians should automatically be awarded a Ph D degree coupled with a free pension of 1 lakh rupees/month to be delivered in cash via post at door step. Till then we are going to fight for azaadi from India. Imagine a day, when no Ph D student would have to commit suicide, imagine a day, when no lower caste will be humiliated by upper caste, s/he can use his/her doctorate degree and force others to call him/her Dr. X, Dr. Y , etc.