Stephen Clarke 
Dial M For Merde 
How to cook for the French president

Paul West has just received an offer he can »t refuse:
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Two weeks in the sun.
All expenses paid.
With a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday.
But it soon becomes obvious that Gloria, or M as she likes to be known, has bigger fish to fry.
Meanwhile Paul is asked to cater his best friend’s wedding. Cooking for the French is a risky assignment at the best of times, but Paul assures the bride that nothing can go wrong.
Or can it?
When Paul discovers that M »s real target is the French president, and that he »s coming to Elodie »s wedding, he realises that the merde is about to hit the fan…