Bernard Morris 
Three Old Ladies In A Pub: a play 

Enjoy an evening out with three old ladies as they chat in front of an open fire at their local pub. Ethel and Madge, both in their 70s, exchange comical dialogue on such diverse subjects as blue whales, indigestion, punk rockers, drooping boobs, condoms, old friends and death, while Doris, in her 80s with ‘senile dimensions’, talks about her Aunty Mavis: ‘We kept her in a fish tank for two years.’ A play.