Dan Gutman 
My Weird School Daze #5: Officer Spence Makes No Sense! 

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!In the fifth book in the My Weird School Daze series, the weirdness never stops! The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep end! Somebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He’s arresting everybody in sight! Somebody is going to go to jail! Who is it? You’ll have to read the book to find out.Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.