Michael Griffin 
Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards 
We Don’t Care So You Don’t Have To

Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards – until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one’s fellow man or woman. Just honesty. A small sample of "problems solved": Internet Dates are fatter than they appear Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M) Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man) First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver) Shocking Weight Gain Excessive PDA Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function Happy Step-Mother’s Day Your Mom’s a Milf Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom Christmas for Agnostics Undeserved Promotions Under-Age Sex For My Stalker Bad Wedding Gifts Get Well Soon (STD’s) Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father Mistook you for the help I slept with your husband Ugly Babies Created and Written by Michael Griffin