R.J. Feliciano 
Wally’S Christmas Odyssey 

When Wallys misses the last train home and losses his estrange childrens gifts, he mysteriously encounters Ah-Hel, his Puerto Rican guardian angel and Chastity, a beautiful angel-of-a-hooker. During his desperate all-through-the-night New York City search for the toys and a way to get home, Wally meets a bevy of bizarre characters in some unusual places. With time running out and no way of escaping the certain three-prong medieval butt-chewing from his exs, Wally ends up riding everything but Santas sled to be with his kids on Christmas.