Long Fei 
Complete Collection of Small Humor and Great Wisdom 

This book includes: Asking for leave: An employee hasn’t been to work for two days. When he came to the company on the third day, the boss complained, "What have you been doing these two days?" The clerk replied, "I accidentally fell into the street from the third floor window." The boss angrily asked, "Does it take two days to fall from the third floor?" Wisdom: In the workplace, it is not terrible to have a passive situation. After all, people are not all-rounders. However, letting the bad situation continue to deteriorate is a matter of responsibility. Just like the above humor, since "I accidentally fell from the third floor to the street" (whether the reason is absurd or not), why not ask for leave in time? " Good insight": A businessman and one of his friends were invited to a professor’s house for dinner. During the dinner, a guest asked him if he liked Shakespeare. He replied, "Yes, but I prefer whiskey." The crowd remained silent. On his way home, his friend said, "You are so stupid. Why did you mention whiskey? Everyone knows that Shakespeare is not wine. But a kind of cheese. " Wisdom: When our ignorance is discovered by others through ourselves, the result is tragic. What is even more tragic is that we use our own ignorance to educate others’ ignorance.