Timmie Guzzmann 
Humor Unicorns: Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! 
Just Really Big Jerks Series – Vol. 1

Inside you’ll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more… Download ‘Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!’ right now for your kids…

Despre autor

Timmie has become a popular kid’s fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facette of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky dog has never really dissappointed him. This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie. His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new and akward dimension. To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them.