Alan Joynson 
Razor Smile — Comic Verse and Humerus Prose 

Razor Smile — A light hearted collection of poems, prose, jokes, song parodies and risqué comedy intended to cater for all ages in large, easy to read, print. Learn how the Hippo is a pretty bird and the fate of Cleopatra’s dive into the Nile. Find the answer to the mystery of the lost liner. Have a shot at the zany picture caption quiz and join the modern Robin Hood clan on a harrowing day. All this and much more. Razor Smile begins with poetry especially intended for children however, please note, you may consider some of the poetry for adults, in the final sections, unsuitable for younger readers.