Allan Ahlberg 
Please Mrs Butler 

The bestselling and much-loved children’s poetry classic, Please Mrs Butler by Allan Ahlberg is celebrating its 30th anniversary! With a fresh new look for a brand new generation of school children to take to its heart, every teacher, parent and child should have a copy.Nobody leave the room.Everyone listen to me.We had ten pairs of scissors At half-past two, And now there’s only three.This witty collection of school poems by Allan Ahlberg, re-jacketed for its 30th anniversary and for a whole new generation of school children to fall in love with, is full of typical classroom events that will be recognized and enjoyed by everyone. From never-ending projects, reading tests, quarrelling, making-up, excuses and ‘Please, Sir, it isn’t fair.’ Fritz Wegner’s line drawings beautifully complement the hilarious and poignant verses.Please Mrs Butler was voted the most important twentieth-century children’s poetry book in a Books for Keeps poll.Praise for Please Mrs Butler:’Hilarious and poignant school verses about primary school life. A real winner’ — Guardian’Clever, funny and nostalgic, the collection is a delight’ — Sunday Times PLEASE MRS BUTLER — The most important 20th-century children’s poetry book’ — Books for Keeps poll Praise for Allan Ahlberg:’By far our best writer for the young, ‘ — Telegraph