Duncan McNair 
More Morello Letters 

Mrs Rosetta Morello is a large Italian lady of fifty-something who with her lazy husband and 3 idling children runs a menagerie of animals from their back garden in suburban Ealing. They write letters in a bizarre Anglo-Italian hybrid vernacular to the great and the good of the nation (and beyond) — including Tony Blair, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Cliff Richard, Selfridges and Arsenal FC. Many requests are for advice on matters of animal husbandry directed to quite the wrong people, but which proceed on the Morellos’ doubtful premise that if you are famous you probably know everything.