Vanessa Parody 
Fifty Shelves of Grey 
A Selection of Great Books Erotically Remastered

Fifty Shelves of Grey is a brilliantly funny collection of all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packaged into one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with one hand. From literary masterpieces — Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr Rochester; to modern classics — Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep, via recipes — Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight; and self-help — the Fear gets well and truly Felt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for every reader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down and unleash your inner hot librarian.