Becky Murphy Simpson 
Roommate Book 
Sharing Lives and Slapping Fives

The Roommate Book is all about celebrating this short season of life. It’s the time between parental curfews and settling down with a significant other. It is for the single and proud, silly and crafty, witty and thrifty. It’s a non-serious look at how to live with a friend (or total stranger). Nuggets of wisdom are included, but so are comical pie charts, hypotheticals, illustrations, and brief essays. This book invites passersby to thumb through and stay a while. Meet your roommate: The Random, The BFF, The Bra-less & Lawless, The Ive never actually seen my roommate, The We get along but were not really friends, The Enemy, The Frenemy, The Platonic Opposite Sex, or The Faux Partner. Use the Should I Live with This Person flow chart to help you choose. This fun and functional book also includes: The Should I eat this without asking? flow chart, the top 10 reasons its awesome to have a roommate, the pet peeve awareness illustrated guide, the Eisenhower matrix for chores (important, urgent, not important, not urgent), the guide to creating nicknames, party and prank ideas, and so much more!