Donald Rump 
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay 

Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.

Approximately 1, 600 words.

DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.