John Kendrick Bangs 
The inventions of the idiot 

I. THE CULINARY GUILD

II. A SUGGESTION FOR THE CABLE-CARS

III. THE TRANSATLANTIC TROLLEY COMPANY

IV. THE INCORPORATION OF THE IDIOT

V. UNIVERSITY EXTENSION

VI. SOCIAL EXPANSION

VII. A BEGGAR’S HAND-BOOK

VIII. PROGRESSIVE WAFFLES

IX. A CLEARING-HOUSE FOR POETS

X. SOME ELECTRICAL SUGGESTIONS

XI. CONCERNING CHILDREN

XII. DREAMALINE