Mark Twain 
Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories 

Classic Twain humor. The stories include: THE LOVES OF ALONZO FITZ CLARENCE AND ROSANNAH ETHELTON, ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYING, ABOUT MAGNANIMOUS-INCIDENT LITERATURE, THE GRATEFUL POODLE, THE BENEVOLENT AUTHOR, THE GRATEFUL HUSBAND, PUNCH, BROTHERS, PUNCH; THE GREAT REVOLUTION IN PITCAIRN, THE CANVASSER’S TALE, AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER, PARIS NOTES, LEGEND OF SAGENFELD, IN GERMANY; SPEECH ON THE BABIES, SPEECH ON THE WEATHER, CONCERNING THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE, and ROGERS.