Bathroom Readers’ Institute 
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotables 
(for every conceivable occasion)

An all-new follow up quotation book to 2004s Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of Quotable Quotes, complete with indexes by name and by subject for easy reference.Here it is: the quintessential collection of notable quotes for all occasions. Grouped together in weird categories as only Uncle John could do, youll find quotes about farts, firsts, dogs, Canada, male chauvinist pigs, colors, TV, aliens, and more! And not just quotes, either–there are great facts, fun quizzes, and a few longer articles about how quotations shape our world. As if that werent enough, there are a ton of eye-opening new entries for Uncle Johns Quotationary. (Love: Being stupid together. –Paul Valery) And to make it easier than ever to find the exact quote youre looking for, there is a by-subject index as well a by-name index. Here are but a few of the thousands of great quotations awaiting you:*I dont really care what Im famous for. –Jessica Simpson*Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. –Charlie Chaplin*The way that I feel about music is there is no right and wrong. Only true and false. –Fiona Apple*One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. –A. A. Milne*Bears are crazy. Theyll bite your head if youre wearing a steak on it. –Space Ghost*I dont mind not being president. I just mind that someone else is. –Ted Kennedy*If little else, the brain is an educational toy. –Tom Robbins