‘Tom Brady once said, ’I’m a fairly good winner. I’m a terrible loser. And I rub it in rather good when I win.’ An amusing book with all that banter, unusual inside facts, crazy games, and unusual records and more and I enjoyed it very much!’ – Joe Lansing
‘I liked this book about football! It’s funny, and full of interesting facts! Five big stars!’ – G. Carter
Looking for the perfect gift for football season and the Holiday season? Discover this unique book specially written for NFL football enthusiasts. Insane pro football happenings, unusual, true, fascinating, and little-known NFL football facts, heart-warming stories about players past and present, Super Bowl trivia, gridiron history, amazing pro football records, Dad football jokes & puns, and more in this intriguing and amusing pro football book created by bestselling writers Bruce Miller and Team Golfwell!
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Table of Content
The Jaguars haven’t been to a Super Bowl 1
It’s the same thing. 1
Two Detroit Lions fans died. 2
Food. 2
Training. 3
God loves the Jets. 3
Let them tell you. 4
Basketball vs. Football. 4
No one noticed me. 5
Immediate concern. 7
I love my mother but….. 9
Astroturf vs. grass. 10
Has any game ever ended with a score of 2-0? 12
Easy game! 12
You probably already know this. 13
Watching football games. 15
Longest postseason drought. 16
Not shy. 16
Hits. 16
Dad Jokes. 17
Headlines: NFL Cuts One Team.. 18
Tom Brady’s will to win. 18
Longest winning streak in football 19
No! Not Detroit! 21
Amelioration. 22
Chasing. 22
Baseball vs. Football 24
Undefeated teams in the regular season. 24
Two opinions from Ike. 25
Of course! 26
And have you ever wondered. 27
Get the guillotine. 27
Four Football Fans. 27
Qualifications for a lineman. 29
Say again. 32
Highest scoring game (so far). 32
Trash talk joke. 32
Earned the right. 33
Just joking! 33
The Winningest. 34
Vision gets the dreams started. 35
Did you know?. 35
Losing streaks. 35
Who’s the leader of the band that’s made for you and me? 36
Why I like football 37
I’m too sexy. 37
Joshy Boucher. 38
Overcome. 38
Dear Diary, 39
Busy night. 42
Reflection. 43
Super Bowl locations. 43
Oh? You don’t believe in me? 43
I’ll show you. 44
Life’s experiences. 44
Fire. 46
Madden’s humility. 46
Narrowing it down. 46
Reflection. 47
Lucky beard. 47
Champion. 47
Why won’t Lucy let Charlie Brown kick the football? 48
Turn it around. 49
Life is like football 50
Prove something. 50
No coincidence. 50
Exposing buttocks. 51
Meaning. 51
Good morning! 51
Class. 52
Long medical history. 52
A silent tribute. 52
Did you know this? 53
The passing of an NFL great. 54
Most points scored. 55
The longest…game time. 55
An old one. 56
Dad joke. 56
Say what? 57
It’s truly the people. 57
Ironhead. 58
Unknown brother. 58
He was fierce. 59
Largest attended game (so far) 60
Determination. 60
Free. 60
Bart Starr’s father. 60
Dealing with it. 61
‘Success isn’t owned. 62
On failures and wins – Coach Bum Phillips. 63
What it is. 64
Charger defense. 64
How I started. 65
Contacting Tech Support. 65
What work really is. 67
What do rich people buy, Jimmy?. 68
Practice. 69
No promises. 69
Tough Exam.. 69
This is how you play. 70
Keep on keeping on. 70
‘The thing about football 71
Wives. 71
The Oldest Rivalry. 71
Getting ahead. 72
Go for it. 72
The enemy of the best. 73
‘I do that too with my assistant.’. 73
Two things. 73
Stand by me. 73
Intriguing questions. 74
They’re just grown up now.. 74
Could be anyone. 75
Talk to the best. 75
College team banter. 75
Meaning of luck. 78
Dad joke. 78
An old one. 78
Father of American Football 78
Good idea. 80
Sharks. 81
Stones. 81
Blindsided. 81
Only Bradshaw could say this. 82
Brett Favre’s first-ever NFL completion. 82
Turn the TV on and get a beer. 83
Necessities — When you gotta go. 84
The shape of a football 84
Pro teams’ banter. 85
Jim Brown. 86
Second place isn’t bad. 87
Team effort. 88
Would you rather? 88
Intimidation by osmosis. 89
Who does Tom Brady look up to? 89
And more… 132 pages
About the author
Team Golfwell are bestselling authors and founders of the very popular 285, 000+ member Facebook Group ‘Golf Jokes and Stories.’ Their books have sold thousands of copies including several #1 bestsellers in Sports Coaching, Sports humor, Golf Coaching, and other categories.More ebooks from the same author(s) / Editor
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