46 Ebooks by Donald Rump
Donald Rump: Hasta que el Gran Pedo Nos Separe
Los temores de Helen Hubbard finalmente se han confirmado. Una mañana, durante el almuerzo en su restaurante favorito, su esposo Gary le confiesa que la ha estado engañando, y está listo para …
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Donald Rump: El Crítico Enculado
El culo de Zack Pimpton nunca ha estado peor, y el hecho de que el médico sea un comediante a tiempo parcial no ayuda. Por desgracia, Zack es bastante cabrón y dice lo que no debe, haciendo que el …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 4: Disrespected
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED …
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Donald Rump: Buscando a Floofy
Cuando un hombre se enamora perdidamente de un pedo asesino, le resulta difícil aceptar su misteriosa partida. ¿Fue algo que dijo? ¿Algo que hizo? ¿Era su pene demasiado pequeño? Nada tiene sentido. …
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Donald Rump: Público Cautivo
Tres hombres, una secretaria rubia, un ascensor atascado y una serie de pedos horribles y letales. ¿Qué podría salir mal? Pensado para públicos adultos (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 3600 …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 3: Dismembered
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . …
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Donald Rump: Finding Floofy
When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes …
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Donald Rump: Captive Audience
Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3, 600 …
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Donald Rump: Aan het huwelijk zit een luchtje
Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt om …
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Dutch
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 8: Disempowered
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . …
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Donald Rump: The Hairiest Butt
The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results.
Approximately 1, 600 words.
WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on …
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Donald Rump: Pedo Flambé
When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. Season One
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 7: Detained
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED …
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Donald Rump: Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3
What’s that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone’s day!Included in this fartabulous foursome:CAPTIVE AUDIENCEThree men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a …
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Donald Rump: Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby
When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 9: Disillusioned
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little …
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Donald Rump: Don’t Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch
When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially …
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Donald Rump: Tot de dood ons schijt
De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze …
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Dutch
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Donald Rump: The Would Be Asstronaut
Hank Larmspitz has a plan.
Well, sort of.
He’s going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he’s going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.
Exactly what …
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Donald Rump: La Pregunta de 500 Dólares
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba!
¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo …
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Spanish
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Donald Rump: A Punto de Reventar
Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más …
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Donald Rump: Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 2
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone’s favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. …
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Donald Rump: El Aspirante a Pedonauta
Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan.
Bueno, más o menos.
Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial.
¿Qué tiene en …
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Donald Rump: Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy …
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Donald Rump: A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve – Episode 1: Maloofed
When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 5: Discombobulated
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little …
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Donald Rump: Butt-Dialing Bastard
When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he’s totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 6: Disguised
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .That little …
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Donald Rump: Date Like a Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date
I’ve no idea what’s going in that pea-brained mind of yours.Perhaps it’s all that crack you’ve been smoking. Who knows? And who cares?You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn’t hard to see your …
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Donald Rump: Floofed at 40, 000 Feet
It’s a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing …
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Donald Rump: The Chapped-Ass Critic
Zack Pimpton’s ass never felt worse, and it doesn’t help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes …
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Donald Rump: Going Dutch
Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can’t stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife …
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Donald Rump: Marriage Stinks
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he’d heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot …
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Donald Rump: Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 1
CRITICAL ACCLAIM’…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be.’ –S.J. Nolan’Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book.’ –Cinisajoy’What man doesn’t think …
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Donald Rump: 20 Common Questions About Farts
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind’s favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you’ll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, …
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Donald Rump: The $500 Question
Perkins Deadwood can’t believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba!
Can the used car salesman talk his …
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Donald Rump: Scorregge Imbottigliate
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge?
Circa 2.400 parole. Das E-Book wird angeboten von und wurde mit folgenden Begriffen kategorisiert: …
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Donald Rump: Till Death Do Us Fart
Helen Hubbard’s fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment’s notice. …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 1: Disheveled
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of gas, out of money, and out of luck.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD
That little sh*t Henry Winkle is …
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Donald Rump: Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks Is A Bad Idea
You found her! The hottest chick you’ve ever laid eyes on wants you and only you.
But aren’t you forgetting something?
You’re broke, and this chick is way out of your league. She’s scorching …
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Donald Rump: Bottling Farts, Inc. – Episode 2: Defiled
THE F**KING IDIOT . . .
Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he’s out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.
CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . …
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Donald Rump: Fart Lover Supreme
Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time.
Approximately 2, 800 …
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Donald Rump: Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 4
Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds:
PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY
When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty …
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Donald Rump: The Gay Assteroid
Bill Bluster, founder and visionary behind the oddball Bluster Space Entertainment, LLC, sees an opportunity. When a pink asteroid is stopped short of striking earth's 15th colony Syphus, he puts …
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