Tim Collins 
Prince of Dorkness 
More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think hes better looking than Nigel. Hes definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And hes just stolen Nigels girlfriend. Whats a totally lame vampire to do? Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he’s too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves. Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?