Through her sarcastic style and clever wit, Suzanne Purewal shares her fascinating misadventures in online dating. Her quest for a soulmate produced a treasure trove of hilarious, bizarre, and mind-boggling stories that will have you shaking your head and laughing out loud.
Suzanne persisted despite the obstacles in her path. She toured ramshackle buildings, in the woods, which rivaled any horror movie set. Men with the flu spewed upon her. She discovered it’s not easy being arm candy. Occasionally, she was rewarded with a handsome man in tight jeans. Yet, nothing prepared her for the greatest challenge of them all.
This is a must-read for anyone delving into the dating world or for everyone wanting to feel better about their own lives.
By sheer determination, Suzanne survived the quagmire that is online dating. And this is her story.
Tabela de Conteúdo
Contents
Preface xi
Disclaimer xiv
Additional Titles by Suzanne Purewal xv
Mom’s Thoughts on Online Dating 1
Mom’s Thoughts on Online Dating, Part II 4
Mis-Matched 6
The Lewd, The Crude, and The Ugly 10
Worst Pickup Lines Ever 15
Searching For Mrs. Robinson 19
The Old Bait and Switch 25
Doctors & Chemists & A Cowboy, Oh My! 32
I’m Not Like Other Guys 38
A Motherly Type of Love 43
The Foreign Contingent 45
A Handful of Mixed Nuts 50
It Finally Happened! 56
Fright or Delight? 61
The Twelve Days of Christmas 63
Just Say, ‘No!’ 67
Could Business Lead to Pleasure? 72
Dysfunctional Dates Abound 75
My Big, Fat Greek Tragedy 81
Awkward Moments 84
It’s Hard to Be Arm Candy 87
When Will I Be Loved? 90
A Shape-Shifter, A Sex Addict, and A Dominant Male 95
Drunk and Drunker 102
Not So Helpful Dating Advice 109
You Want Me To Do What? 112
The Time I Completely Lost My Mind 118
Over the River and Through the Woods 121
The Sound of Silence 124
Not So Elite 127
Déjà Vu 132
My Twelve Days of Christmas 134
When Push Came to Shove 138
Jumping Off The Crazy Train 142
Expect the Unexpected 144
Epilogue 149
About The Author 151
Sobre o autor
Suzanne grew up in Webster, NY. She is graduate of Our Lady of Mercy High School, Rochester, NY. She obtained a Bachelor of Science degree from GMI Engineering & Management Institute, Flint, MI. She earned a Master of Science degree from Kettering University, Flint, MI. Suzanne worked for General Motors/Delphi for twenty-two years.Suzanne began telling stories at a very early age and perfected her writing skills and sarcastic wit in high school and college. Friends and family encouraged her to write a book. She tackled that challenge while recovering from cancer several years ago.
Thus far, she has two romantic suspense novels published, ‘Embracing Destiny’ and ‘Challenging Destiny.’ The novels are a mixture of mystery, romance, and humor that create exciting adventures for the characters and readers alike.
Her poetry book, ‘From 14 to 41, ‘ contains a soulful blend of love, loss, whimsical, and inspirational pieces.
Her blog, ‘Pursuing My Passion, ‘ features her humorous observations on life.
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