Stephen Arnott & Mike Haskins 
Man Walks into a Bar 
Over 6, 000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes-arranged A-to-Z by subject!*Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year!*A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."*Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!*What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"*The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines-it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.Keep yourself-and friends and family-laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.