Bruce Miller & Team Golfwell 
For the Mother Who Has Everything 
A Funny Book for Mothers

Table of Contents

Boring? 1

Mothers 1

Eagle eye.             1

Mrs. Germanotta’s advice to her daughter Lady Gaga.            2

The influence of babysitters           2

Humbling            2

How true             2

Puzzling and funny           3

Mom’s phone message left on her daughter’s phone.               3

Where did she go?             3

An ’exceptional’ mom.    4

A clever way to get a wake-up.      4

Stylish mom.       5

The better you are.            5

After birth.          6

Glad that you’re my mother           6

Lots of kids.         6

’You’ll be fine, ’  7

’Hey! Mother of five!’      8

Only one day off a year?  9

Supermodel mom              9

A mother’s unusual dilemma         9

Tired mom:         10

Young moms choosing names.       10

Helping God.      10

Mi casa, su casa  10

’Nobel Prize for Mothers’               11

Driving with mom.           12

A mother’s eyes. 13

’I am free.’          13

A mother knows things no one does.           13

An easy birth?     14

Complicated stuff.             14

True story.           14

Automatic attitude adjustment.      15

A loving toast to mom.     15

Leonardo Di Caprio.           15

Can’t get that stuff off easily.         16

Like mom like daughter.  16

Oldest Moms.     16

Realistically speaking       13

Changing diapers…help! 13

Thinking of having more than one child?   13

Unique. 14

Wait till the baby cries.   14

Thank you is not enough, Mom    15

Chinese Proverb.               15

’There is only one Mom.’ 15

It’s time!               16

Show me.             17

Toddlers               17

and more…